Dropping the Pounds, Part I
AND IN THIS CORNER, presently weighing the most I’ve ever weighed in my life…
Over the past week, I’ve decided to take advantage of the special introductory offers at the local gym and sign up – hoping to drop a few pounds, the heavy bastard that I’ve become. At the moment, my waist size is greater than my age. Hopefully, by my next birthday the tables will have turned.
I do require a belt for one pair of pants at the moment, though.