Miscellaneous

Rust Never Sleeps

In Miscellaneous on 26 July 2008 with no comments

Well, we’re supposed to have had more rain this summer thus far than any other ENTIRE summer on record. I have not taken the scooter out once this week. I’m reminded this week of the old adage People in Vancouver Don’t Tan; They Rust.

Crunchy

In Miscellaneous on 9 July 2008 tagged snacks with no comments

Fucking Sinuses

In Miscellaneous on 27 April 2008 with no comments

Oh, I just LOVE waking up at 3AM with a face full of cement. Sorry for that visual.

Ikea’s Slabang Clock

In Miscellaneous on 31 January 2007 with 4 comments

Chasing away those lovely, golden slumbers on a weekday morning, though not high on anyone’s list of things to do, has always been an unpleasant necessity for most of the working world. Over the years, I’ve tried various types of digital alarm clocks, such as the not-quite-loud-enough buzzer, and several different models of clock radios [...]

You Fucking Fucker(s)

In Miscellaneous on 18 April 2002 with no comments

Some asshole(s) smashed their way into my car overnight in the parking lot of the local service station where it was waiting to be looked at and made off with an (insert sarcastic tone here) _oh-so-precious AM/FM cassette player_. My collection of roadmaps, drive-thru paper napkins and dried up ballpoint pens are also missing. The [...]