I don’t remember his exact wording, but Dennis Miller had a bit that when you have kids, at some point you’re going to get hit in the nuts. As the father of a two-and-a-half year old, I can now say it’s funny because it’s true.
On another note (not as high as the above mentioned), I’ve worked up a webite for my friends, Jill and Lorna, who create awesome centrepiece designs for those special occasions. Check out their stuff on the Table Sensations website and enjoy their work.