My buddy Drew’s brain works quite differently from most people I know when it comes to the English language. For example, he once coined the term “electric stairs” when giving someone directions which involved riding an escalator. There’s oodles more where that one came from, but I’ve wanted to share this one for quite some time:

bq. Q: What rhymes with orange?
A: Door hinge.


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